Brief Proof of Existence in London
Tuesday the 6th of August 2002
I have a hard time in museums. I’ve either heard or am deaf to all their stories and I don’t like talking to myself. I really need a friend or two with a kindly ear and a keen voice. At the National Portrait Gallery I could almost imagine a friend telling me stories.

This is me assuming the position of Christine Keeler, with apologies to Lewis Morley. I was the 2855th person to give this a whirl at the Victoria & Albert Museum. I had a better pose prepared, but an impatient kid pressed the button for me. Hey. 